Why you should read your e-mail thoroughly

So I got an e-mail last night telling me that I had an audition for this CBS show. I donloaded the sides, worked all night on them and went to bed feeling confident that I would do well. I woke up, worked a little more on the scenes, got ready and let my house. I got there about 15 minutes early, listened to music and about 10:20 I left my car and walked to the front gate. The [+]

EARTHQUAKE!

I was sitting on the couch working when I felt a little rumble beneath me. I looked up at my earthquake indicator - the hanging Spider-man in the kitchen - to see if it was moving. It was. "No big deal," I thought, "these things usually last only a couple seconds".  But this one kept going on and on. I went and grabbed my cat thinking I'd run my ass downstairs and out the building but then [+]

Comic Con Goodness

I love Comic-Con. Every July, thousands of people flock to the San Diego Convention Center in search of movie previews, celebrities, hot chicks dressed as Wonder Woman, tons of free crap and, oh yeah, comics. The panels are the main reason I go every year. This year, Hugh Jackman made a surprise appearance shilling Wolverine - which I freakin missed! The Heroes cast was there and I missed them also - I went to the convention [+]

Lying to the Dentist

I went to the dentist last week to take care of a filling that somehow fell out. How does a filling fall out? Anyway, after sitting in the chair and hearing the most God awful noises whirring noises coming from my mouth, it was fixed.  And it only cost me $480! Yeah, I couldn't believe it either. $480?! But it was done so what could I do about it? I couldn't rip the filling out and say, [+]

My Cat Doesn’t Sleep With Me When I’m Drunk

Over the past couple of months, I've noticed something: My cat doesn't sleep with me when I'm loaded. On a normal night, she'll curl up right next to me and sleep. But when I pass out on my bed after a good drunk she's nowhere to be seen. I wonder why this is? - Is it my stanky alcolhol breath? - Is it like a child not wanting to see their parent drunk so they avoid them? - Is [+]

Miracle Hangover Cure

It's no secret that I like to drink. I love it love it love it. In a perfect world, my job would be to drink. On my tax forms, I'd put: Drinker. But I can't. So I drink as an amateur. Most everyone who imbibes usually suffers from some form of hangover the next morning. I did as well. And the bad part was that the older I got, the worse the hangovers were. I couldn't have [+]

If it’s free, it’s for me

Why do I love free stuff? My old neighbor gave me a portable car vacuum a while back. Didn't need it. Didn't want it. But as soon as he said I could have it, my mouth started to salivate and I had never wanted anything more in my life. To this day, I've never used it. It's been in my trunk from the minute I got it. Every time I turn a corner, I can hear it [+]

Life Hack - The smartest thing I’ve ever done

Ok, not the smartest but it's the biggest time saver. I hate doing laundry - HATE IT - and the worst part about it is having to match socks together. It took forever. One day, as I was matching sock to sock, I remembered a story about Jerry Lewis. Apparently, he only wears a pair of socks once and then gets rid of them.  I don't remember why he did this, but I thought it was the [+]

Tension Headaches suck (Updated)

I've had this freakin' headache since Saturday - 6 days! I went out on Friday night and drank...so I originally thought it was a small hangover (I never get hangover's - I know, I'm blessed) but when it went into the evening, I got suspicious. I had already taken some Motrin but obviously that didn't help. So, I popped some Tylenol. Nothing. I bought some Excedrin and started popping them. Still nothing. I'm still in [+]